Walking peacefully down the sidewalk minding your own business. Eyes locked, it just you and the nasty looking nemesis. What's you're next move? What's his?
You decide to proceed past ready to dodge at moments notice. Step after step, eyes still locked. You get about a step away and the next thing you know that beady eyed little varmint makes a line drive, screaming right at you face. His wings stir the air around your head and then he is up, off and away. Your nerves are on edge and it takes a while for your heart to slow to a normal pace. Crisis mainly averted, what do you see a few feet ahead? That's right, another dirty pigeon.
Ohh the city life...
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