Children on Motorized Scooters

Here's the thing. Children in general are annoying. Throw in the fact that it's summer vacation and they literally have a whole day to fill with annoyingness.... yea, well that's where the bananas come in. Whatever parent decided to buy their children motorized scooters deserves to be shot. One, you're making your children lazy and fat. Two, you've basically created life size bees that buzz back and forth and back and forth on the same patch of pavement. Are these children as brainless as bees too? How can this possibly be fun??
Don't even get me started on the chance that I might want to actually walk on the sidewalk instead of being driven into the poo-infested patches of grass.