Innappropriate Bedding for the Seasonal Conditions

FACT: Flannel is a lovely fabric with great appeal. It can be turned into just about anything from kick-ass vests and shirts to exceptional lounge pants. Since as far back as 16th century Wales lumberjacks, farmers, grungers and college students alike have long enjoyed the utility and warmth flannel has to offer.

FACT: I enjoy sleeping in a bed. Nothing beats floating away to dreamland like the comfort of your own beddy.

FICTION: It is pleasant to sleep whens it's extremely hot out in the aforementioned bed when the only set of sheets and pillow sacs you own is constructed of the aforementioned fabric.

The truth of the matter is that the heat generating wefts of flannel make this fabric, by far, the worst possible choice for summertime zzz's. As I just took a shower, I find myself slightly enraged that I am now forced to do it all over again in the morning, thanks solely to my flannel sheets. The excess of perspiration conjoined with the sheer uncomfortableness and inability to sleep could quite possible envoke long-term tramatic effects on me.

POSSIBLE (and most likely) SOLUTION: Sleep standing up in a cold shower and pray that I don't drown.