Apple Earbuds, more like Earduds...

Yes...that was horrible but it needed to be done. I completely love my iPhone and every iPod I have ever owned and if I could afford it, I know I would love a MACBook Pro. Although apple needs to learn how to make headphones, reasons follow below:

• The plastic material sticks to everything
• They don't stay in your ears
• The microphone on the iPhone set is horrible and catches on your clothes, it's called seamless integration apple, make the cord one seamless piece! Not that hard!
• They get dirty instantly. Nothing like looking like a dirtball fresh from the jog on the train, while you're next to hottie McBusiness Skirt everyday!
• No neck slide or cord corral, whatever that piece is called on every other pair of headphones on the market.
• The audio and bass response is horrible (i know they are packaged headphones, but damn.)
• This is actually a 50/50 gripe but the iPhone headset actually is covered, but only for a year. I'm on my third set in less than 7 months...guess I'm screwed in a few months.

I would never use them except they come in handy when multitasking on conference calls. I'm going to have to find something more sturdy.