What's wrong with the world today? Too many people living in dismay. I don't know why but people don't play even though it makes all the difference just what you say.
Folks don't want to rhyme, not even for a dime. They just want conversation as irritating as a train pullin' in the station. It's as bad as a mad fad wearing plaid even if just a tad.
On the web too, posts are of few with no talking in verse, simply making things worse.
So lets start the new craze and hope for the praise that is sure to daze a faze causing heads to spin and eyes to glaze with a simple phrase. Keep up the speech that makes people screech to a halt though its not their fault. Now is the time and this is the trend that is certain to mend and bend and get you a friend. It always brings a smile that's long as the nile or at least a mile.
G'day
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Old Women Smellin' of Moth Balls
Who doesn't love the fall? Leaves are changing to beautiful hues, the fun of Halloween awaits, Thanksgiving dinner is just around the bend. Ohh yeah...and old ladies decide it is the best time of year to pull the old winter duds out of storage. And of course you wouldn't want a swarm of moths infiltrating and dissecting your precious garments now would you?
NO! of course not. Enter, MOTH BALLS. These handy little suckers do the job at keeping your 30 year old jacket that has no insulation left anyways, out of harms way and clear of pests. While protecting your goods may be a key benefit, what about the drawbacks?
Namely, STINKIN' LIKE YOUR GRANDMA'S STORAGE CLOSET. How in God's name can these old farts not understand that keeping something sealed with pungent chemicals does not just vanish when they come in contact with fresh air?!?!
So that leads me to my newest gripe. Please folks, after you take your junk out of storage give it a wash. Sensory adaptation doesn't set in that quickly...give it a good whiff and if it smells capable of potentially claiming the lives of some unsuspecting passers-by (or even better - seat partners on the train) please think twice before tossing it on.
kthx!
NO! of course not. Enter, MOTH BALLS. These handy little suckers do the job at keeping your 30 year old jacket that has no insulation left anyways, out of harms way and clear of pests. While protecting your goods may be a key benefit, what about the drawbacks?
Namely, STINKIN' LIKE YOUR GRANDMA'S STORAGE CLOSET. How in God's name can these old farts not understand that keeping something sealed with pungent chemicals does not just vanish when they come in contact with fresh air?!?!
So that leads me to my newest gripe. Please folks, after you take your junk out of storage give it a wash. Sensory adaptation doesn't set in that quickly...give it a good whiff and if it smells capable of potentially claiming the lives of some unsuspecting passers-by (or even better - seat partners on the train) please think twice before tossing it on.
kthx!
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